My husband says after I try again to beat Green Grass and High Tides on drums in Rock Band, “I was watching how you use the kick pedal. You only use the… underside of your toe knuckles.”

You mean the ball of my foot?

“Yeah, that’s the word! Really?”


This is possibly the greatest video game trailer ever made. I think that the game is decidedly less Grindhouse-y, but the trailer is still pure genius.

more about “The House of the Dead: OVERKILL trailer“, posted with vodpod


I know this person. Not literally or anything. But this man’s frustration lives in the head of all who play Geometry Wars.

more about “Can Geometry Wars make you mad enough…“, posted with vodpod


A Bag of He-Man, originally uploaded by WontonBrutality.

Last weekend, the in-laws came to my husband’s oldest brother’s house and unloaded all of the son’s childhood toys. The three of them were all big toy people and the bits and pieces needed to get sorted out by the boys - no parent or spouse was going to try to get into the middle of that process.

So, they sorted and divided and made deals and traded and at the end of the night we went home with some fun stuff. Like the Ewok Village playset (in box!) and this bag chock full of he-Man figures (with accessories!) to play with in Castle Greyskull (in box!).

I might have been just as excited as the husband. We’re lucky that way.


Beijing Topiary
I got routed to this from a weird segue of blogs. Referenced by Hatch, but sending to More Ways to Waste Time, apparently submitted by a reader. Woah. It’s all very meta.


Captain Kirk chair replica

Captain Kirk chair replica

Captain Kirk’s original chair cost $304,750 when it was auctioned off back in 2002, but now you can own your own replica chair for only a bit over $1000. You won’t get Shatner’s actual butt imprint in your chair (nor his fart remnants and other juices), but you will save quite a bit of money and get a seat that’s as close to the original as you can get without building one yourself.

Star Trek: Order Your Wife Around As Captain Kirk For $1000ish


This was entirely successful, if only because I sprinkled the whole shebang with white wine vinegar after it was plated. The pieces were good, but they needed a general perkiness added. The vinegar was a good call for that.

Here are the components:

- I cooked a cup of straight wild rice with three cups of water and a pinch of salt for about 40 minutes (package instructions)

- I slice up the rest of my CSA beans and a leek and sauteed them together in butter and olive oil. Once the leeks had softened up, I threw a lid on top and turned the heat down until the beans were done.

- I cracked one egg into each square silicone muffin cup and threw them in a 350-degree oven for 15 mintues

I plated everything up, salt and peppered the whole lot, and sprinkled white wine vinegar on top. Super delicious and a great combo of flavors and textures. The vinegar was key, but the eggs being fully set, but with yolks that were still moist, was also really cool.


Coarline is one of my favorite books, if only for its surreal creepyness and great message. I was wondering how this would look and I’m so happy with what they’ve put out so far. It looks like a new video is coming out each day this week. I was caught up through Wednesday, I’ll have to check out the rest this weekend.

more about “ROTTEN TOMATOES: Exclusive: Sneak Pee…“, posted with vodpod


Here’s the haul, and it was a fun one:

- flat green beans
- a couple of different mini squashes
- garlic
- a zucchini
- a sweet purple pepper
- two onions
- radishes
- cucumbers
- dragon tongue beans!
- tomatoes
- an eggplant
- some snow peas

Fun new things to play with, I think


paris fr

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paris fr, originally uploaded by michael_hughes.

This is so cool. Michael Hughes is working on a book of pictures where toys of famous monuments are held up over the monument in question. Does that make sense? I don’t care. I need to get this when it comes out - I’m just too addicted to trashy souvenirs.

I’m not even kidding about the knick nacks, by the way.

http://www.hughes-photography.eu/


CSA Food - Orzo Pasta with Lemon Pumpkinseed dressing

[serves 4]

Ingredients:
½ pound orzo pasta
Two handfuls of any green-bean esque… bean, cut into one-inch sections
A dozen oregano leaves, thinly sliced
One sweet pepper, thinly sliced
One normal leek (or half of a huge one), cleaned, trimmed, and thinly sliced
Juice of one lemon
Salt
Pepper
Pumpkin seeds (I used ones that were roasted and lightly salted)
Pumpkinseed oil to drizzle
Sliced mozzarella

Method:
1. Start a pot of water boiling
2. Put the leeks, peppers, a splash of olive oil to a big skillet on low heat
3. When the water boils, add salt. When it comes back up to a boil, add the pasta. Set a timer for seven minutes
4. Put the beans into a steamer over the pasta. Take them off when they’re bright and smell good, but are still crunchy. Add them to the skillet when they’re done.
5. Drain the pasta. Add the pasta, pumpkin seeds, oregano, salami, salt and pepper to taste to the skillet and stir it all together
6. Add the lemon juice (again, to taste) and stir again
7. Dispense into bowls. Top this with slices of mozzarella cheese and the pumpkinseed oil

This was sooo good, even as leftovers. I hate leftovers.


Plats aux Oeufs, originally uploaded by WontonBrutality.

I got this cookbook in Paris and it has the kitchiest, weirdest looking egg dishes ever.

In the background is an unintentional distillation of my entire life - funny French cookbooks, a guide on making Pop-Up pages, and The Watchmen.




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